Ouhhh Shit!!!! (owT)
Geschrieben von detlef am 13. Dezember 2005 13:38:17:
Als Antwort auf: Libel Quack, dazu wäle zu sagen: geschrieben von NoPasaran am 13. Dezember 2005 11:54:46:
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>Various religious views of life:
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>Taoism: Shit Happens.
>Confucianism: Confucius says: "Shit Happens".
>Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
>Hinduism: This shit happened before.
>Zen: What is the sound of shit happening ?
>Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
>Alternative: To make shit happen send in a suicide bomber.
>Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
>Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
>Catholicism: If shit happens you deserve it.
>Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us ?
>Reformed Judaism: Got some laxatives ?
>Puritanism: Don't step in this shit.
>Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor. Pray !
>Seventh Day Adventists: No shit on Saturdays.
>Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.
>Scientology: Why does shit happen? See page 157 in Dianetics.
>Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
>Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
>AA: Dealing with shit one day at a time.
>Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen, shit is.
>Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
>Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
>Agnosticism: What is this shit ?
>Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
>Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
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>Du siehst also, liebel Quack, Konfizius sagt nicht "Abwalten und Tee tlinken", Konfuzius sagt "Shit happens", was auf deutsch soviel heißt wie "Scheiß dlauf".
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>In diesem Sinne, NoPasaran
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>Btw: Endlich jemand, del's dlauf hat, galantiert sinnfleie Blödel-Postings zu schleiben. Bist Du eigentlich velwandt mit diesem Plimus von Quack aus Entenhausen ?