Libel Quack, dazu wäle zu sagen:

Geschrieben von NoPasaran am 13. Dezember 2005 11:54:46:

Als Antwort auf: Re: Interessante Zeiten ..... geschrieben von Quack am 13. Dezember 2005 10:21:39:


Various religious views of life:


Taoism: Shit Happens.

Confucianism: Confucius says: "Shit Happens".

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening ?

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Alternative: To make shit happen send in a suicide bomber.

Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Catholicism: If shit happens you deserve it.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us ?

Reformed Judaism: Got some laxatives ?

Puritanism: Don't step in this shit.

Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor. Pray !

Seventh Day Adventists: No shit on Saturdays.

Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.

Scientology: Why does shit happen? See page 157 in Dianetics.

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

AA: Dealing with shit one day at a time.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen, shit is.

Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Agnosticism: What is this shit ?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.


Du siehst also, liebel Quack, Konfizius sagt nicht "Abwalten und Tee tlinken", Konfuzius sagt "Shit happens", was auf deutsch soviel heißt wie "Scheiß dlauf".


In diesem Sinne, NoPasaran


Btw: Endlich jemand, del's dlauf hat, galantiert sinnfleie Blödel-Postings zu schleiben. Bist Du eigentlich velwandt mit diesem Plimus von Quack aus Entenhausen ?


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