Re: Spiegel: USA drohen mit atomarem Gegenschlag

Geschrieben von Zwobbel am 11. Dezember 2002 09:33:25:

Als Antwort auf: Spiegel: USA drohen mit atomarem Gegenschlag geschrieben von Erziraffael am 11. Dezember 2002 08:56:58:

Last but not least – we are learning English!
Seit seinem Amtsantritt vor zwei Jahren ist der als Hinterwäldler verschriene US-Präsident George W. Bush Ziel des Spotts. Jüngster Gag: der Sketch „Who’s Hu in the Oval Office“
Der Präsident trifft Sicherheitsberaterin Condoleezza Rice. Das erfundene Protokoll der Sitzung, dessen Sprachwitz nur auf Englisch funktioniert,, sorgt derzeit im Internet für weltweite Heiterkeit:
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu
George: The Chinese guy!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’am aksing you. Who is leading china?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi. You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi?
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. An then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East. Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condi: (picks up the phone): Rice here…
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle east. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Theater-Autor James Sherman aus Chicago hat den Text in Anlehnung an einen Sketch des amerikanischen Komiker-Duos Abbott&Costello geschrieben. Die angesprochenen Politiker sind Hu Jontao, Chinas neuer KP-Chef, U.N. Generalsekretär Kofi Annan und PLO-Chef Yassir Arafat.

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