Re: Wollte ich auch schon reinstellen, einfach schön :-)) (owT)

Geschrieben von Johannes am 21. November 2002 22:44:46:

Als Antwort auf: Was Lustiges ausm Nahostforum n-tv :-))) geschrieben von JBl am 21. November 2002 22:26:03:

>Hallo,
>mein englisch ist zwar leider nur rudimentär, aber dafür reichts noch.
>Gruß
>Jürgen
>Beitrag von Ulrich Sahm
>[15 mal gelesen] 21.11.02, 21:25:02 Uhr
>Sensationelles Protokoll von Gespräch im Weißen Haus
>HU'S ON FIRST
>(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>George: Great. Lay it on me.
>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>George: That's what I want to know.
>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>Condi: Yes.
>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The guy in China.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The new leader of China.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The Chinaman!
>Condi: Hu is leading China.
>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>Condi: That's the man's name.
>George: That's who's name?
>Condi: Yes.
>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
>China?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he
>was in the Middle East.
>Condi: That's correct.
>George: Then who is in China?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir is in China?
>Condi: No, sir.
>George: Then who is?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir?
>Condi: No, sir.
>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
>China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>Condi: Kofi?
>George: No, thanks.
>Condi: You want Kofi?
>George: No.
>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass
>of milk. And then get me the U.N.
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>Condi: Kofi?
>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>Condi: And call who?
>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>George: Will you stay out of China?!
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
>U.N.
>Condi: Kofi.
>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>(Condi picks up the phone.)
>Condi: Rice, here.
>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
>should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
>Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
>



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