auch in den usa gibt's noch leute mit hirn

Geschrieben von schlafgnom am 18. März 2002 15:45:17:

zum beispiel die new york times - den artikel zur achse des bösen find ich zumindest sehr amüsant:

"In Speech, Bush Calls Iraq, Iran and North Korea 'Axis of Evil'"
-- N.Y. Times, 1/30/02

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil",
Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the
"Axis of Just As Evil," which they said would be way eviler than
that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of
his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis
as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
"Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil...
we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi
President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition.
In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis.
So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,
as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations
rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs.

Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the 'Axis of Somewhat Evil,'
forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the 'Axis of Occasionally
Evil,' while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the
'Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.'

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up,
Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the
'Axis of countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be
Asked to Host the Olympics';

Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the
'Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America,'
while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the
'Axis of Countries That Should Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.'
"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said
Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making
fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although
he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End
in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

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