> # Ouhhh Shit!!!! (owT)

> Geschrieben von detlef am 13. Dezember 2005 13:38:17:

> Als Antwort auf: Libel Quack, dazu wäle zu sagen: geschrieben von NoPasaran am 13. Dezember 2005 11:54:46:

> >

> > >Various religious views of life:
> > >
> > >

> > > Taoism: Shit Happens.
> > > >Confucianism: Confucius says: "Shit Happens".
> > > >Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
> > > >Hinduism: This shit happened before.
> > > >Zen: What is the sound of shit happening ?
> > > >Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
> > > >Alternative: To make shit happen send in a suicide bomber.
> > > >Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
> > > >Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
> > > >Catholicism: If shit happens you deserve it.
> > > >Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us ?
> > > >Reformed Judaism: Got some laxatives ?
> > > >Puritanism: Don't step in this shit.
> > > >Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor. Pray !
> > > >Seventh Day Adventists: No shit on Saturdays.
> > > >Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.
> > > >Scientology: Why does shit happen? See page 157 in Dianetics.
> > > >Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
> > > >Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
> > > >AA: Dealing with shit one day at a time.
> > > >Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen, shit is.
> > > >Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
> > > >Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
> > > >Agnosticism: What is this shit ?
> > > >Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
> > > >Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

> >
> >Du siehst also, liebel Quack, Konfizius sagt nicht "Abwalten und Tee tlinken", Konfuzius sagt "Shit happens", was auf deutsch soviel heißt wie "Scheiß dlauf".
> >
> >In diesem Sinne, NoPasaran
> >
> >Btw: Endlich jemand, del's dlauf hat, galantiert sinnfleie Blödel-Postings zu schleiben. Bist Du eigentlich velwandt mit diesem Plimus von Quack aus Entenhausen ?

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